TOM CRUISE IS RIDICULOUS

Tom Cruise is ridiculous.  His movies are ridiculous (with the exception of RAINMAN.  His great movies consist of RAINMAN and....RAINMAN).  BORN ON THE FOURTH OF JULY is a decent film but Cruise had neither the depth nor the range to play such a role so it became ridiculous.  The rest including his most recent films are ridiculous.  The way he fits into their pre-set plots like a toy, an action figure is ridiculous.

Tom Cruise is ridiculous.  I don’t know if he’s gay or not but suing a publication because they call you gay is ridiculous.  His excessive public displays of what are deemed heterosexual activities such as motorcycle riding and piloting a plane are ridiculous.  His three marriages are ridiculous. His public scolding of Brooke Shields and argument with Matt Lauer about issues related to mental illness is ridiculous.  His belief in scientology is ridiculous.  Scientology is ridiculous – a made-up religion by a science fiction writer as a joke, a con.

His profession of love for Katie Holmes on the Oprah Winfrey show is ridiculous. His jumping on the couch is ridiculous.  His fake hair and fake teeth are ridiculous.  His attempt to hang onto youth as a Hollywood star is ridiculous.  Hollywood in 2013 is ridiculous perhaps more so than it’s ever been.

The fact that Tom Cruise is one of the biggest movie stars in the world is ridiculous.  The world is ridiculous.  On second thought, the enduring popularity of Tom Cruise is not ridiculous as much as it is sad.