Sunday, November 16, 2014

FIVE FILMS - KILLER LEGENDS, ST. VINCENT, STARRY EYES, HONEYMOON, ANIMAL


KILLER LEGENDS

Starting right where the director’s last documentary CROPSY ended, LEGENDS is about tracking down the truth about several urban legends (The Hookman, poisoned Halloween candy, the “When A Stranger Calls” killer and baby sitter inside the house house, evil clowns).  This is a really entertaining film that moves quickly through all types of historical horrors, conspiracy theories, and even side issues like racism in the South and dating and pre-marital sex in the 1950’s.  I would love to see a sequel to this film.



ST. VINCENT

It certainly seems like Bill Murray is angling for an Oscar with this performance as he really pulls out all the stops.  I expected him to affect a foreign accent by the end of it.  Murray is a very good actor beyond just comedy and it is nice to see him extending the full length of his acting ability (even if it often seems like he’s trying too hard).  The key to a film like this is sentiment.  I am not a sentimental person but this film very carefully treads the line between too much crying and just enough.  It’s certainly enjoyable even if the end is the usual predictable saccharine happiness.  In supporting roles, Melissa McCarthy is extremely annoying as usual and Naomi Watts does one of the worst Russian accents I’ve ever heard.   



STARRY EYES

The modern day “slow burn” horror when it works as in the case of THE INNKEEPERS not only has a big pay off in the form of a satisfactorily gruesome ending but also keeps the narrative flowing with interesting characters and dialogue and plenty of foreshadowing.  STARRY EYES does all of that even if some of the visuals are from your typical devil worship film – At times I felt like this was ROSEMARY’S BABY but without the baby. What I did like about this film – well thought out relationships between the characters, not too much mystery revealed.  What I didn’t like – A flat ending that has no punch.



HONEYMOON

What I wrote about STARRY EYES in terms of strengths but even more so in terms of weaknesses.  A methodical well-handled build-up unfortunately fizzles out at the end.  It’s creepy and presents the mystery as a series of puzzle pieces to be put together by the viewer but the ending is uninspired and lacks focus.  Extraterrestrial components of the plot in the end seem silly.



ANIMAL

Some decent actions scenes can’t redeem this completely unoriginal monster story.  It quickly devolves into people in an enclosed space who don’t like or trust each other against an outside threat.  The monsters themselves look like a mish mash of every other horror movie creature of the last 30 or 40 years.  Total snoozeville.  


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